Candidates offer up another Load of Lies

Attention Fellow Canadians!...........I haven't offered up a blog since April22/05 when I blasted the politicians that are troughing it up at our expense when they were threatening to bring the Government down. How timely in December I can now add my next blog without even missing a breath!

A Federal Election has been called because Layton and Harper want to have more power and access to Public money after being in the Hallowed Halls of Free Money for the past year and now have seen just how much power matters when it comes to commanding the Public Purse.

First of all Jack!..........you have never ever had as much influence over how Canada should be run up until this point in time so why on earth would you commit political suicide by forcing an election all in the name of "for Canadian's own good!"?.........we put you in there as a minority Government.......don't you understand what we told you the last time?...........we don't trust ANY of you so we put in safe guards so none of you can steal from us anymore!

And you Stephen!.......we all know you are just a power hungry greedy nutso Western Redneck who wants to take us all back to a Born Again Righteous Prairie Moralistic Society.............maybe walk down down the streets of Toronto and ask the regular folks what they want from a leader?.........but then you might have to talk to a homeless person or a person standing in front of the local Food Bank waiting for their weekly snacks so they can keep their strength up and go to work for minimum wage at a local restaurant after hours scrubbing the floors!

I'm not even going to address Paul............he is where we want him........right in the front row of Parliament surrounded by two other parties keeping a dead eye on every move he makes and questioning every cent being spent by his committees.

I've got a suggestion for all three of you Bozos which of course you won't take but whoever does this will win the election with a majority and will save millions on campaigning and travel expenses let alone having to tell hundreds of lies (promises) in order to get more power:

"ABOLISH THE GST"

Now there's the ticket...........just say that once, go home, buy a big fat turkey, and settle down for a long winters nap until the election day.

Of course that would be too easy eh?...........so for all you political whackos out there....thanks for the holidays, thanks for the election which nobody gives a "Fiddlers F$#k" about and thanks for dinging us another $400 million for the opportunity to say: We want a Minority Government again!

The Sponsorship Scandal was only $250 million?..........sounds like a steal compared with a Federal Election.............

"Merry F'n Christmas you bunch of losers!"